Coffee shop food is usually uninspired at best, but Elemental Coffee's menu is full of dishes that you'll love regardless of your relationship to caffeinated beverages.
Oh god, I guess we're really doing this. IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE, here's a review of Leaf + Bean, the nice quiet coffee shop that won't be as quiet once you all discover it.
How do you take your coffee? Is it with a heaping helping of self-loathing and guilt? Well...stop doing that. Baristas don't care what you order, only that you're happy with it.
"I could just work from home!" says the idiot. No. You can't work from home. Maybe if you were some kind of hyper-focused monk who doesn't have a washing machine, kitchen, bed...